According to Google’s definition of things (wtf, Google has a dictionary embedded in it now? Wow, this Tecknowlogee is going everywhere) the word things means “any movable possession”.
Little note: Google doesn’t actually have a dictionary. They just compile other dictionaries.
Well, that seems to describe what I wanted to talk about. The two objects. That I now hold.
Let me tell you about the first object. It is thick. It is heavy. It contains objects inside itself. And I have been awaiting it for ages. I got it on Wednesday. It is red, and has a lion at the front of it.
Now let me describe the second object to you. It is thin. It has a blue border. It has Australia Post on it. I have also been awaiting it for ages (if my guess on what it holds is correct). It symbolises something. I got it this Friday, which means just a few hours ago.
Now, these two things are what I am going to talk about in this post. Continue reading ‘Two things’
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