Uncommonly Mispelt Words

There comes a time when a person’s spelling isn’t very… good. And then they have to improve on it.

But I have no idea how I could find the phrase “Cockage charge: $1.50″ on a menu at a nearby restaurant.

Mmm, isn’t it spelt corkage?

First of all, I don’t want my cock to age considerably.

Second of all, I don’t want to be charged for an aging cock.

Interpret it as a chicken… or other more sick-minded meanings. I prefer to do the latter.

If it was a young cock I would pay $1.50 for it… if it was cooked…

OK, ok… that’s offtopic now. Just remember, spell-check your work before printing!

Observations on the Apple iGlasshouse

I finally got the chance to visit the iGlasshouse today. After parking about 1.3km away and walking for 15 minutes (why doesn’t the Apple website say anything about monorail?), I got there. Don’t you just hate the city? Loads of cars, loads of horns blowing, loads of… loads of stuff.

Oh yea, back to the Applestore: It’s right next to a McDonalds. I managed to make some observations and take some pictures as well. First impression: woah.

If only they sold apples…